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I went to get my hair cut at a really popular salon, I was so ecstatic!!

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My nephew came out of the closet last week as trans.

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I carved a pentagram into my Norwegian wife's chest.

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Elevators always turn me on.

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You know the 1933 Invisible Man was a liberal movie in some parts for it’s day.

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Bubbles

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What's a student murderer's biggest fear?

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Kicking a child is a lot like kicking a puppy.

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Last night, I caught my octogenarian neighbors getting freaky in their living room with their curtains open.

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[DEC2020] Sitting on Santa's lap is fun because you can sit on blood and cocaine!

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I went to get my hair cut at a really popular salon, I was so ecstatic!!	1
My nephew came out of the closet last week as trans.	1
I carved a pentagram into my Norwegian wife's chest.	1
Elevators always turn me on.	1
You know the 1933 Invisible Man was a liberal movie in some parts for it’s day.	1
Bubbles	1
What's a student murderer's biggest fear?	1
Kicking a child is a lot like kicking a puppy.	1
Last night, I caught my octogenarian neighbors getting freaky in their living room with their curtains open.	1
[DEC2020] Sitting on Santa's lap is fun because you can sit on blood and cocaine!	1